SOCIETY FOR THE PRESERVATION OF SANITY IN UNOFFICIAL IT ADMINS

The Society for the Preservation of Sanity
in Unofficial IT Admins

Officium Non Petitum, Semper Assumptum

Membership Roster

Current standing membership: one (1).

The Society maintains an open roster, in the sense that it is technically open and has never once needed the second column.

Member No. 001 Status: Active, occasionally reluctantly.
Jurisdiction: Wherever the router is.
Term: Indefinite, pending the invention of a resignation process.

Applications for additional membership are not currently being accepted, largely because the Society has yet to determine what a second member would even be for.